John 8:7: "Let him who is without sin among you, cast the first stone at her"
John the Baptist didn’t even realize he is about to drain the world’s entire water supply for this one.
Don’t throw stones, but y’all out here hurling boulders like it’s the Olympics shot put finals. Suddenly y’all got rock collections bigger than the Smithsonian. Jesus said be honest about your violence and your sins and y’all heard it as, "Who can throw the biggest fucking rock guys? Durrrrrrrrrrr."
Karen showed up with a slingshot and bad intentions while pretending to be morally superior and then Chad with the arm of a pitcher brought boulders like it was Stonehenge construction day.
Ok so you're the devil because you show your horns and take accountability for who you are? But they aren't violent?
Ok.
Punch them twice next time, one for the insult and one for being stupid enough to still stand there. Once for the lesson, and once for the memory.
Go straight for the jugular because they probably got a straw ready anyway, call them ‘neck-tini. She says she’s a vampire, but she’s more like a mosquito annoying, draining, and leaving people with nothing but a bad itch and frustrated.
In fact she's already wearing your horns after she had them cut off, might as well give her the full set. She calls herself a bad bitch but who's the reason the devil’s looking for new job applicants while making hell look like a vacation spot?
Hypocrites have more skeletons in their closet than a Halloween store.
They keep saying God is going to take you out, but even He’s like, "I can’t do that, this person’s got more integrity than you’ll ever fake, your ass needs a lesson first."
I'm out here throwing shade like a toddler with a crayon thinking I'm Picasso. I'll keep it up though, this level of immaturity deserves a medal... or a nap. I'm Lucifer herself stuck in time out and God's letting me out for a snack because we all know what happens when I get hungry.
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Bro!!!! I LOVE this!!!! ❤️