A vile parody of your authenticity...embarrassing.
This magic show is so bad even Houdini would've stayed locked in his box just to avoid it. Penn & Teller would skip the critique, it was so bad it exposed itself I feel like these two would just hand them a mirror to face reality instead.
Turns out, playing god is all fun and games… until the real deal shows up. Turning you into a joke but the only funny part is how they spent all that time crafting a lie just to get bodied by the truth.
Thought they had one over on you but everyone is about to get hit with the whole documentary, the behind the scenes footage, and the deleted scenes no one even asked for. The truth of them is all sorts of Ctrl + Alt + Delete that.
Brains gonna need a hard reset after this one. They were looking for tea, but what they aren't ready for is the whole boiling pot getting poured straight into their lap.
Rose, you have such a way with words. Your editorials are the cherry and whipped cream on top!
If I ever finish my autobiography with the whole story beginning middle and end should it ever gain notoriety, I want you to be the narrator 🌹
You tell it like it is!