First and foremost I regret to inform you I said "they could care less" and we all know that's not how it goes. But I mean, maybe they could care less, because they secretly give too many fucks. Like maybe their "could care less" is just their "couldn't care less" in denial. Emotional damage has layers.
You were chosen as the ultimate sacrifice! Isn't that amazing? I mean, sure, you're being offered up for the 'greater good' or whatever, but think of the honor!
Everyone else gets to benefit from your noble demise. You don't even have to stick around to see them mess it all up again! Win win!
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be turned into everyone else’s get-out-of-jail-free card?
Martyrs don't have midlife crises guys they just skip right to the legacy stage.
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