Wow guys they really are a magician, they have managed to make any respect they could have even for themselves disappear. If ignorance is bliss then everyone who believed this shit should be in a permanent state of euphoria.
What do you do when the demon they sent after you is actually you? Do you just high five your reflection? Do you just scream at yourself like “Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?” and proceed to punch yourself in the face at the senders request?
Voo doo boogie woogie death spells. Baby we're all gonna die, what? Hopefully you're not standing at the gate when they do, that'd be really awkward LOL.
They don't need a spell book when their personality alone is a curse. They are not summoning the devil, they are summoning second hand embarrassment. The only unholy force here is the absolute disaster that is their logic.
I've seen more chaos magic when I accidentally leave a fork in the microwave.
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